Gaudare!

Rejoice, people of the world!

Rejoice, my minions! Sound the bells, roast the children, and feast into the night!

For lo, Behold!

Josie is 19!!


Am expecting presents to celebrate her last year as a teenager. Food , girly stuffs(cocktail dresses, boots, make-ups, accessories, scarfs, pumps), non-girly stuffs (computer games, character figures, books, vertigo comics, films with actual Brain in them, good symphony metal music albums), male concubines, a suitcase full of 50-quid notes, a collection of essential oils, magic weight loss pills, whatever.

Just don't send me chart CDs nor drugs.